illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via u-unsociable)

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via doctor-thought)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(Source: tympanista, via orgasm)