"I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me."
- Banksy (via acrylicalchemy)

(via sonomacoma)

Those kind of customers who laugh at their own bad jokes and then expect you to laugh along.

(Source: ijustneedthemoney, via crimsoncloverrr)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via trust)

jellyfishtamer:

The one thing I learned about working in costumer service is that I want to light everybody on fire.

(via crimsoncloverrr)

Customers who start conversations you could just care less about.

(Source: ijustneedthemoney, via crimsoncloverrr)

Full or partial refunds, during a rush.

(Source: ijustneedthemoney, via crimsoncloverrr)